Donald Trump sets up social media account on the Dark Web
Donald Trump is getting around being banned from Twitter and Facebook by running an account on the Dark Web. So now as well as logging on for the latest information on where to score the best drugs, criminals will also be able to get updates on how well construction of the border wall between America and Mexico is going. Mr Trump said that he wanted to thank organisers of the Dark Web for being so welcoming to him. “I’m sharing this website with some of the most crazy dangerous people in the world and I feel right at home. “I love this place, it’s much better than the mainstream social media brands. Let’s face it, only idiots use Twitter. “It’s so interesting mingling with these kings of crime. Although to be frank I think some of them are aren’t ruthless enough and they could do with a little tuition in how to really rip people off. I’m thinking of setting up a Zoom masterclass to teach them.” Drug dealer Kevin Jones said: “Oh no I can’t believe they allowed Donald Trump to join the Dark Web, that’s disgusting. I don’t want to be associated with him, I’ll cancel my membership immediately.”